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cloves_cardamom
05 May 2008 @ 04:58 pm
...God help me if I ever kill myself and my disappearance and/or rotting body goes unnoticed for a year. o_o



OAKLAND PARK - How no one smelled the horror that authorities say may have been up in Glenn Parker's overgrown tree for a year is a mystery, but the partially mummified body made itself known last week.

Tree trimmers cutting branches so BellSouth crews could service phone lines cleared enough foliage to let Parker spot a skeleton in the tree Friday, he said.

"I hope I don't find another one," said Parker, 45, on Monday.

Luckily, he said, there are no more large trees in his backyard.

The Broward Sheriff's Office said the remains are likely those of someone who committed suicide, and foul play is not suspected.

The case remains under investigation.

Parker said investigators are checking to see if the remains could be those of his former roommate, who disappeared about a year ago.

But how nobody could have smelled the rotting corpse in Florida's broiling heat is puzzling.

"I never smelled anything," insisted Parker, who has lived in the house in the 1200 block of Northwest 43rd Street for 14 years.

His neighbors, whose backyard pool is just yards from where the body was found, said they never smelled anything, either.

The skull, Parker said, was about 5 feet off the ground, suspended in some leafy branches.

When Parker took a closer look, he said he spotted the skeleton hanging above it. That's when he called 911.

The tree has since been cut down.

Parker wonders how the tree trimmers didn't notice the skeleton.

The Sheriff's Office says it appears no one noticed it because it was camouflaged by the tree.
 
 
cloves_cardamom
22 March 2008 @ 09:06 pm
...  
*sighs*
 
 
cloves_cardamom
08 March 2008 @ 09:29 pm
Dee deleted me recently. I'm not sure why she originally added me back after our latest and what seems to be permanent argument, but.. I liked hearing how her life was going. It was kind of important to me. I don't know if everyone is capable of it, but I always continue loving people I once loved on some level. Hell, I even still keep track of Colin.

So it's disappointing. But what're you gonna do. I'm slowly losing all of my online friends anyway, so it's probably for the best.
 
 
cloves_cardamom
08 March 2008 @ 01:55 pm
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Even when I win.. I lose.
 
 
cloves_cardamom
20 February 2008 @ 06:35 am


Badger Badger Badger Badger.

o_o
 
 
cloves_cardamom
16 January 2008 @ 09:49 am
I lost the only thing that made sense to me.

Except I was the one who had to kill it. -_-
 
 
cloves_cardamom
29 September 2007 @ 08:55 pm
I am posting this mainly because no one has touched their LJ in 24 hours, and it is bothering me way more than it should that I'm reading the same thing over and over again.

I guess it's mainly that the bme blog hasn't been updated because it got hacked... they really were epic with their updates.

So now I'm gonna compulsively check LJ, only to find my own nondescript writing. Hrm. Someone fix that.

The basics are that I'm finally happy, as far as my personal life goes. I'm happy and it's getting better. Work.. isn't so good, but I won't bore you.

No one knows how to take me when I'm happy.. so I'll just give you a hint... be happy for me. Okay?
 
 
cloves_cardamom
13 September 2007 @ 01:51 am


Wow.. just.. wow.
 
 
cloves_cardamom
30 August 2007 @ 02:20 pm
I've been in the mood lately, because I have a bunch of randomness. I hope I'm doing this cut thing right. LJ.. not my strong suit.

Yyeah.. here we go. )
 
 
cloves_cardamom
26 July 2007 @ 06:09 am


I think this wins for being first thing in a while to make me genuinely happy. Really, who did know that party hats fit turtles perfectly?
 
 
cloves_cardamom
13 July 2007 @ 06:05 am


That makes me awfully sad... but.. so sweet.

Being alone occasionally sucks. I will admit.
 
 
cloves_cardamom
07 July 2007 @ 09:01 pm
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/13626279/detail.html

If you don't know why this is notable to me, then shame on you. o.o
 
 
cloves_cardamom
03 May 2007 @ 06:58 am
09-f9-11-02-9d-74-e3-5b-d8-41-56-c5-63-56-88-c0

This is the greatest thing ever. Click the Google list... it stirs me loins, it does.
 
 
cloves_cardamom
13 April 2007 @ 09:44 pm
Strong Machine 2 is so.

Fucking.

Badass.

 
 
 
cloves_cardamom
22 March 2007 @ 10:49 am


!!
 
 
cloves_cardamom
19 March 2007 @ 08:35 am
Ha.  

http://xkcd.com/c237.html
 
 
cloves_cardamom
28 January 2007 @ 07:10 pm
 
 
cloves_cardamom
22 January 2007 @ 08:07 am
http://www.getafirstlife.com/
 
 
Current Mood: amused
 
 
cloves_cardamom
04 January 2007 @ 06:29 pm
Best definition of love I have heard today...

A vole in the wind.